how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
That was my mom all right.
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Having a bestfriend of the opposite sex.
Girl: Omg, that guy's hot!
Guy: He's a fag
Guy: Damn, she's hot. I'd tap that!
Girl: She's a hoe
kill your heroes: "Syria protests must stick to... →
farhaaan: stay-human: No. First of all, you don’t get to tell Syrians how they choose to go about protesting. Second of all, they have every right to arm and defend themselves against a fucking army that’s killed thousands of innocent civilians. How can anyone ask them to just stand…
future kids: what'd you do as a teenager?
I finally saw "The Social Network" today. It was...